October Beard Contest (update)

It seems as though we are at a tie for first place! I thought I'd walk away with this one but my boy Mean Dean is giving me a run for my lunch! We have like the same beards. There's still some time, so I will be hitting the gym hard because when I grunt I feel like the beard grows!
And if that doesn't work I will just beat his ASS and shave him!
B A M N! which means By Any Means Necessary!